Garbage, Spokane & Planer

Dear upper Rossland resident,

Hi, I'm Betty Bear. We've never met, yet, but I just want to extend a huge thanks to you for leaving your plastic garbage bin out last night. There sure were some tasty treats in it, the leftover Bouillon was to die for! Well, if I keep it up they might be but let's just wait and see..... mmmmmm, OK. Please though, try to up your garbage game. The quality was sub-standard, the kids and I found the majority of contents highly unappetizing to the point of being unedible. Tsk-tsk. The funny thing is we got bored so went all CSI on it, minus the black light..... ewwwwww. We did find a few items with your name on them and are tempted to post it on Bear Bhubble (oh yeah, we gots one too!) so every bear in town knows who to call for a late night snack. But no, we'll just keep it our little secret for now and be back for another feed tonight.

Love & cuddles,

Betty Bear and cubs